What Is Up With This Show Jerseylicious?

I was channel surfing the other night and couldn't find ANYTHING to watch, so I just stopped at the next channel in the lineup and came across this show. After only 2 minutes, I'm asking myself WTF?? Is this what television has been reduced to? Maybe we should just turn them all into aquariums because it would be a more intellectual viewing pleasure. I have never seen such ridiculous, catty women in all my life. If this were truly a representation of women in New Jersey then just drop a bomb on the entire state right now to stop any more reproducing! Imagine sitting in a salon paying your hard earned money to have your hair done and a screeching match breaks out.....every 10 minutes! Maybe its all the hair extensions and heavy makeup that makes them so bitchy, all that extra weight pulling on their head and enough makeup to smother anybody. At least does anything ever get solved from all that caterwauling? Hell no. They scream, they yell, they threaten and then they huff and puff for the rest of the afternoon, nothing accomplished. I grew up in the South and learned at an early age one very important thing. If you're gonna talk, talk, if you're gonna fight, fight but do not bother combining the two, because while you're working up your big mouth to tell me off, I've already punched you out and moved on. Women down here just don't take any shit, period. None. Nada. Get in my face and expect to get popped. I don't waste my breath screeching like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Of course, if you actually took a swing at one of those bimbos, your fist would either slide right off through all that freaking makeup or get stuck in it! They wouldn't last 5 minutes in good old Dixie. Now don't get me wrong, the women down here are not just walking around looking for a fight the way these idiots seem to, and we are raised to show Southern hospitality, but that only goes so far and if you are unlucky enough to really piss of a Southern girl, well, sorry about your luck! Instead of running your mouth and flipping your hair, you better learn to bob and weave!

Anyway, I had a little conversation with God that night and asked him, are you SURE you can't do anything with Direct TV, cause I hate to think people pay their monthly bill for crap like this!

WTF is wrong with some men??

WTF is wrong with men who when they have a good woman who loves them unconditionally, has their back even when they are wrong, never says don't go fishing, or to a car show, or hang with your buddies, but instead says go ahead honey and have a good time, I'll be here when you get back, they up and leave them. I could see it if the woman was a controlling bitch who micromanaged your life guys, but when you get nothing but love and total support? WTF??? Do you just enjoy destroying her? Is it some kind of sick game you play to see just how badly you can possibly make her feel about herself? Or are you just STUPID? For shit's sake, if someone is doing all they can humanly to give YOU a good life, why in the hell would you throw it away with both hands? I've heard the excuses, women can't be trusted, been alone for a long time, running because you're scared....scared of what? That you might live a happy, secure life with someone faithfully by your side, holding your hand right up until you lie in your deathbed and draw you last dying, rasping breath on this earth?? Let me tell you, I am not your typical woman, I don't just side with women because we're "supposed to stick together." I know plenty of men who left women who greatly deserved to be left standing alone in the middle of the mess they created. I applaud those men! Good for you, you didn't take all her controlling bullshit and you took off. You shouldn't have to put up with someone's abusive crap, whether it is verbal or physical. And trust me I KNOW there are sooooooo many nasty, bitchy women out there who just play with a man's heart for the sick fun of it. I don't like them one bit and think they should be run out of town on a rail because they are the ones who ruin good men for the rest of the good loving women. Hell, there are plenty of rotten guys out there those women could hook up with and leave the decent ones alone! But when a woman comes into your life and all she does are good, kind things for you, is a dependable helpmate and gives your her heart, only asking that you protect and cherish it, why in the hell would you want to crush her like a bug under your boot? "It's the worst kind of extravagances the way you spend your chances." That's a quote you guys should remember, because one of these days you'll look into that little bag of chances and it will be empty when you need it the most. You'll look back and wish to God that woman was still in your life. When you do, I hope you hear a little voice in your head saying...how's that workin for ya?

The Roots of WTF Is Wrong With This Scenario

I feel like I should give a little background on the origins of this blog. My grandmother was this awesome little short woman who never really held back about what she thought. She just put it out there and if you agreed with her that was great, if you didn't agree, well that's fine too but don't try to change her mind. She thought what she thought and that was it. Being a little old woman she seemed to be able to get away with it. I loved her more than I could ever put into words. I'm even named for her. She was opinionated, funny, sarcastic and more fun to be around than a barrel of monkeys. Whenever something went terribly wrong in my life, I knew if I could just get to her kitchen and sit with her for a little while everything would be okay.

I've had a lot coming down on me lately and find myself biting my tongue all the time. Not good for me, it feels like a volcano just building up to a huge breaking point. I find myself wishing I could do what my grandmother did, just let loose, say exactly what I think and to hell with political correctness and what anyone else thinks, and so this blog is born.

So hang onto your hats because this is going to be quite a ride. No holding back, nothing is sacred, I'm just going to tell it like I see it. If you agree with me that's great, if you don't that's okay too, but don't try to change my mind, I've had a great teacher!